Friday, July 23, 2010

Donald Duck never wore pants

Got some good news in the mail, apparently I was selected by the "World's Leading Fitness Center Franchise" as a potential winner in one of their giveaways. All I had to do was scratch off the front side of the card to see what I won. Grand Prize was a 2 Year FREE membership & a 3 Day/2 Night vacation package. First prize was a 1 month FREE membership, second prize was a 1 week FREE membership. I am happy to announce that I was awarded the second prize...a 1 week FREE membership to 'Ladies Workout Express'. They have a 24 station circuit training, a kids waiting area and tanning is available to members only. Since I'm the lucky second prize winner, I guess that makes me a member. Do you think they'll care that I'm not a lady? I'm gonna throw on the headband, some wristbands, maybe some leg warmers...and cruise on over to 'Ladies Workout Express' and sign up, what the hell do I care.

Happy Friday!

Mike Mason

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